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To whom it may concern,
Please excuse your extremely hardworking employee, ____________, from work. (S)he has a case of Super-fan-itis.
Although not contagious, this condition has only one cure – a strict regimen of popcorn, nachos and high-fives at Pac-12 sporting events. Thank you for your complete understanding.
Sincerely,
Dr. Octane
76 Gas is making it even easier to be a fan of the Pac-12. ®
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